A playful nod to an ancient topic, rendered in pure 90s nostalgia. This crewneck features a retro graphic logo on the front and a back print of a well-loved schoolbag carrying something unusual: a tube of "Anti-Nephilim Ointment 0.01%." It's speculative, it's irreverent, and it's unmistakably on-theme for the modern days of Noah.
Design details:
Front: Bold 90s-style logo
Back: Full-color schoolbag illustration with fictional pharmaceutical
Teal, purple, pink, and yellow retro colorway
Classic crewneck cut
Subtle enough for daily wear. Specific enough to start a conversation.
Product features - Embroidered chest logo plus large printed back graphic - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness - Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar to retain shape - Double-needle stitched seams for durability and tear-away neck label for comfort - DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX certified dyes; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean -
